Goddamned Freaky Monsters (Tome of Bill, Book 5) by Rick Gualtieri
By Rick Gualtieri
There are purposes we worry the evening. invoice Ryder is attempting to forestall them.
Three months have handed because the fateful stumble upon in big apple urban that ended with the disappearance of invoice Ryder - gamer, geek, and mythical vampire. Now he's again, woke up midway around the globe with out allies, garments, or clue as to how he received there. the single factor he's sure of is that his captors plan to exploit him for his or her personal nefarious ends and don't care how a lot blood they spill within the process.
Escape will be the least of his concerns, notwithstanding. Civilization teeters near to chaos. legendary beasts, as soon as idea the stuff of myth, are breaking throughout the veil, rationale on waging warfare opposed to mankind. At their leading edge stands an old evil, the final remnant of a cult idea lengthy lifeless, and it's approximately to chop a swath of destruction throughout the international no longer visible considering the fact that biblical times.
Bill's basically probability is to reclaim his lifestyles, reconcile together with his acquaintances, and muster every piece of angle he can - simply because if he fails, Hell on the earth turns into way over only a corny saying.
Goddamned Freaky Monsters, publication 5 in The Tome of Bill sequence, is a foul-mouthed horror comedy with a identify that truly irks the author's mother.
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Nat pwes (various through the year) At gatherings such as the Brother Lords Festival in Taungbyon, music, dance, inebriation, and gambling are part of the day’s events as the 37 nat spirits are invoked, worshipped, and petitioned (see pp136–7). Taunggyi Balloon Festival (November) Balloons of all shapes and sizes are exhibited and flown during the day, while ear-splitting explosions rent the night sky over Taunggyi when elaborately decorated giant paper balloons packed with fireworks are let loose over the heads of cheering crowds (see p172).
Shortly after their coronation, to eliminate any potential threat to their rule, the couple oversaw the killing of scores of young royals in a massacre that outraged world opinion. The British called for regime change, but finally it was a dispute over timber taxes on Scottish teak importers that ignited the third, and decisive, Anglo-Burmese war of 1885. This time, the Konbaung king offered no more British soldiers at the Shwedagon Pagoda, First Anglo-Burmese War 1800 1825 1862 Exiled Bahadur Shah Zafar, India’s last Mughal emperor emperor Bahadur Shah Zafar dies in Rangoon 1850 1824 First Anglo- 1826 Treaty of Yandabo 1852 Second 1859 Mindon Burmese War between the British East India Company and the King of Inwa (Ava) Anglo-Burmese War; British seize and expand Rangoon moves capital to Mandalay T H E H I S T O R Y O F M YA N M A R than token resistance to the army that steamed up the Ayeyarwady.
Applying gold leaf Gold leaf is among the favorite donations of Burmese Buddhists. In some famous shrines, it is applied directly by pilgrims. However, only men are allowed to do this. Vipassana Literally “seeing through the veil of ignorance,” Vipassana is a form of meditation aimed at promoting insight and concentration. It had a great revival in Burma in the early 20th century. Merit making Merit (punya in Sanskrit) derives from all good thoughts and actions, and contributes towards a person’s spiritual liberation.