God's Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis by Thomas Hickman
By Thomas Hickman
The tale of the penis -- an excellent heritage of the male member that tells you every little thing you desired to comprehend yet have been too shy to invite.
Throughout background guy has respected his penis as his 'most worthy ornament'. but, ambivalently, his penis has consistently been the resource of man's inner most neuroses too. Do girls locate it, within the erect kingdom, inherently ridiculous? Why cannot a guy verify his penis will stand and carry whilst he instructions? If and whilst it steadfastly refuses, what can he do to therapy the placement?
And then, in fact, there is the problem of size...
To own a penis, Sophocles stated, is to be 'chained to a madman'. God's Doodle examines the schizophrenic dating among guy and this madman -- and the joint dating this atypical couple has with the feminine intercourse. God's Doodle is the story of the penis and the ups and downs of heritage -- the macabre and the bloodcurdling, the humorous and the unhappy, distilled from fantasy, global cultures, faith, literature, technological know-how, medication and modern existence -- all advised with mordant wit.
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If he was and Stern is, few men share their sense of humour, certainly not ‘NW, Worcester’, a twenty-five-year-old who wrote to Forum advice column, telling of the humiliation of daily teasing in his school’s communal showers, before continuing: For many years I hated being seen naked but have managed to overcome this to a certain degree, although I do still feel very unhappy with men seeing my penis, and my few sexual conquests so far have always involved lovemaking in the dark. In fact, my first three lovers never saw my penis at all.
75. Kinsey was a professor of zoology at Indiana University, with a worldwide reputation for his study of gall wasps. It was only after the university set up a course on sexuality in matrimony and asked him to teach it that he turned to the investigation of sex and eventually founded his famous institute. ’ Another female student was evidently less enthusiastic. When one day Kinsey broke off from a lecture and asked her which human organ was capable of the greatest expansion, she flushed. ‘Professor Kinsey, you have no right to ask me that question,’ she said.
Size Matters? The importance of penis size is sowed early in the male mind. When a very small boy comes face-to-face (perhaps literally) with the adult penis, he is disbelieving: it cannot be that his own small tag of flesh bears any relation to something that appears to have more in common with the Gruffalo. ’ When he caught his young son standing on a bucket outside the window to catch a glimpse of his ‘zones privés’ Waugh composed a verse that he made his son memorise, reading in part: For he is but a craven fool Who muses ’pon his father’s tool, Or creeps and peeps and tries to spy What lies within poor Papa’s fly.